Today I logged into my writing Surface and was shocked by the date that appeared in the corner of my screen. Apparently, while walking downstairs to my study, I miraculously transported almost 64 years into the future! I’m feeling pretty spry for 103 years old, and look darn good if I do say so myself. My 66 year old cat jumped onto my desk: for sure a record for world’s oldest cat.
The future was not without disappointment. I was horrified to find that my Surface was still running Internet Explorer 11 and Windows 8.1. Still no invitation to upgrade to Windows 10 either. A quick glance out the window verfied that there are no flying cars, at least, not that I could see from the basement. I’m off to see if Google still exists, and if it does, try to find where my ancient husband and 71 year old daughter are. I bet they’ve been worried sick.