Frustrated with their tiny knit presidential candidate situation the bad guys and evil Lego figures took matters into their own molded plastic hands, as evildoers so often do. If no tiny knit Trump was going to be an option for them, they were going to create a leader they could follow. As a surprise to everyone, mad scientist Lego has some pretty decent skills with the double pointed needles.
Voila! Tiny knit zombie is complete and was presented to the leaderless toys, but something didn’t seem right. While tiny knit zombie was evil and green he just didn’t seem presidential. How would he attract undecided voters? Not everyone is comfortable with the idea of a zombie – even a mouthless zombie who can’t eat brains – as president. They needed to do something to improve his image. 
Mad Scientist turned to the real human election for inspiration, and with just a few stitches tiny knit zombie became a viable candidate.
Complete with red tie and a distinctive toupee, the toys present tiny knit Trump-like zombie candidate! Now there is a brain enjoying leader any toy can support, or that’s what these guys hope. Let’s see how he does against tiny knit Hillary in the debate. In the meantime, we are going to keep him away from the baby toys, because the way he “kisses” their head makes the mommy toys a bit uncomfortable. It’s like he’s smelling veal as he caresses their little heads. Hopefully he can overcome that flaw.
Third post in a potential series of tiny knit presidential dilemmas. See the second post here, and the first post here.
Thank you to Anna Hrachovec for the amazing pattern! Please see http://mochimochiland.com/shop/tiny-zombie-kit/ for the zombie pattern and visit her site at http://mochimochiland.com/.
Afthead 
This is perfection. Except I am now rooting for zombie candidate! Gotta love the underdog.
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It’s so nice to see such a diverse candidate too. The first green-skinned wonky-eyed, uh, creature selected to run for president. Really, he’s got some things going for him.
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So true. I’m so sick of candidates being limited to male or female. #creaturevote2016
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#imwiththem #makeamericagreenagain
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Hahahaha…. too funny!
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I hope attendees of state dinners like BRAINS….
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There has been a definite dearth of brains from some parts of the political arena…..Zombies would go away very hungry…
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Hilarious! The undead want to make America great again, too. Now if you could knit a tiny Rick Grimes, he could be the running mate 🙂
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I really need to watch “The Walking Dead.” Then I’d understand your comment and 90% of my Facebook feed. (The other 10% is split evenly between fantasy football references I don’t understand and pet videos.)
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Ha ha, I wasn’t sure if you watched or not (Rick is the main character and master zombie slayer). Unfortunately way too much of my Facebook feed lately is political.
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I unfollow those people, even if they have cute pets.
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I canNOT wait for the tiny knit people video shorts series. 🙂
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Ah… I was thinking more comic book genre. I need new equipment for video shorts!
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Oh, and the penultimate post is coming tomorrow or Tuesday!!!
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Well, I’m like 2 weeks behind….but I will get there eventually! 🙂
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Oh, these tiny knits! They cause so much trouble…
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Just so good. Thank you!🍁
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The Zombie Trump added such an unexpected direction to the story!
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