Frustrated with their tiny knit presidential candidate situation the bad guys and evil Lego figures took matters into their own molded plastic hands, as evildoers so often do. If no tiny knit Trump was going to be an option for them, they were going to create a leader they could follow. As a surprise to everyone, mad scientist Lego has some pretty decent skills with the double pointed needles.
Voila! Tiny knit zombie is complete and was presented to the leaderless toys, but something didn’t seem right. While tiny knit zombie was evil and green he just didn’t seem presidential. How would he attract undecided voters? Not everyone is comfortable with the idea of a zombie – even a mouthless zombie who can’t eat brains – as president. They needed to do something to improve his image.
Mad Scientist turned to the real human election for inspiration, and with just a few stitches tiny knit zombie became a viable candidate.
Complete with red tie and a distinctive toupee, the toys present tiny knit Trump-like zombie candidate! Now there is a brain enjoying leader any toy can support, or that’s what these guys hope. Let’s see how he does against tiny knit Hillary in the debate. In the meantime, we are going to keep him away from the baby toys, because the way he “kisses” their head makes the mommy toys a bit uncomfortable. It’s like he’s smelling veal as he caresses their little heads. Hopefully he can overcome that flaw.